My diary apparently was a mind reader. Similar to God or Santa.
"Sex game"? Really?! I'm pretty sure I wasn't in the know about all the workings that went into sex at age 9. I think I just thought it was naked kissing. Atleast that's how my Barbie dolls had sex. Too much?
I signed each entry with a special name or phrase...this one is my favorite.
And I saved the best entry for last...if you can't read it I have transcribed it below. And let me preface this by saying, I was around 13 when I wrote this little gem.
Today was [insert girl friends name]'s party. It was OK. Everybody has had a boyfriend and there period except me. [Insert girl friends name]'s had both and more! Tonight her and [insert boy name here] intertwined (really? who uses that word?). My only dream is a boyfriend and my period (for reals Beth?! no you don't want your period!) but I'm kinda ugly (*sad face*) and not developed in pubic area (that much) (ohhh-kay). I'm really shy, I hope by this year I gone out with somebody. I don't care even if its for one day. All I want for Christmas is those two things. (Does Santa do returns?)
35 comments:
LMAO! Best. Post. Ever!! And your comments made it evem better. So glad you found this diary, made my week! Hahahaahhahaha "does santa do returns?" Intertwined, hahahaha! Oh man. What a great start to my Friday!
OH MY GOD! I really might have peed my pants.
Can we hop in a time machine and kick it with this girl who writes about her pubic area?!?!
hot damn girl! "intertwined" is a big arse word. Way to be honest! hahaha I said it on Lindsey's blog but I love you both!
CarissaExplainsItAll
HAHAHA omg I am crying
I had a diary but dont think I ever wrote about sex games or pubic areas. you are the best for sharing this lol
and yeah...why do all these pre-teens want their periods so bad?? THEY SUCK.
xoxox
this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for sharing :)
This is awesome!! Im pretty sure I had the exact same posts in my childhood diary. What was with us wanting our period SO badly. Dang, I would push that back as far as possible now if i could.
THANKS for sharing this. Even though my diary entries are apparently generic, i dont think i could ever post them. Hmm.. i wonder what happened to my diaries.....
OMG-- I love this!! "Intertwined"... Lol. I'm dying laughing.
LMAO this is too funny and cute! Hahaha love the last one. It's always interesting finding things you wrote years back! Love love love this post
HAHAH I love the old school pics!! Dont worry, I had bangs and braces at the same time. Yuck!
xoxo
Stephanie&Such
I love flashback Friday! Thanks for sharing the diary entries honey...I crack up when I read my old ones too. Have a great Friday! Kori xoxo
Umm this inspires me. I know exactly where all of my old diaries are and I may have to transcribe some entries in the near future!
LOVE the one from when you were 13 years old. I was the exact opposite...I didn't want my period to EVER come; when it did I was the first of my friends to get it and I hid it from everyone but my mom for as long as I possibly could.
this is hilarious girl! If i even knew where my diary was , im sure it'd be priceless information i would have to transcribe haha. i wish santa had returns on that lovely visitor that comes once a month haha!
this is HYSTERICAL.
so in love with this flashback... thank you!
i am still laughing!!! omg so freakin funny!
im speechless. i dont even know what to say or do right now because im laughing so hard at this post. AND im totally joining up for this on fridays (if not today ...just depends on how busy i remain at work), starting next friday. this is freaking awesome and too good to pass up.
im glad i wasnt the only one focused on sex as a 9 year old. my dad listened through a vent at one of my slumber parties to my girlfriends and i talking about "getting to first base, etc"...and he came down, broke up our party and took all of my friends home and told their parents. i was appalled. but worst of all? he told me i sounded like a little tramp! at AGE NINEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! aghhhh! therefore, ive liken never brought guys home to "daddy" for fear of his ridiculous reactions!
have a good weekend!!!!!!!
ooohmygosh, LAUGHING hysterically! Beth, this is TOO funny! I am SO jealous you still have your old diary, I wish I could find mine! TOTALLY laughed out loud pretty much :)
OMG this is friggin HILARIOUS. I want to laugh REALLY loud but my co-worker and boss um will probably think I'm crazy. Keep these kinds of posts coming. :)
Oh my goddddddd I love your Flashback Fridays so freaking much!!!!! That has me laughing so hard!!
this is hilarious!!! I found an old box of notes from high school over Xmas and was in tears on my bedroom floor reading them all. My mom came in and wanted to read them and I wouldnt let her. She is still mad about it. Sorry mom, I dont think you can handle me as a teenager, yet again.
LMAO BEST POST EVER! Seriously I'm laughing so hard I really don't even know what to say! I wish I had my old diaries!! I love all your commentary too! HAHA still laughing!!
"for reals Beth, no you don't want your period."
Best line ever!!!
Thank you for sharing your old diary entries! It makes me *almost* able to think about reading through mine again... No, I was wrong, I can't take the shame!!!
Found your blog via Lindsey!
this post totally made my day... the entries just got better and better as they went on! that's awesome that you kept your diary to look back on years later! LOVE IT!
omg my co-workers are all wondering what i'm cracking up about right now this is awesome. best post ever beth
That last one made me laugh like a crazy person. OMG, you are so the best 13 year old evarrr. Love you!
This is hilarious. You are my most favoritest blogger.
Oh wow too too funny!!!!
Oh my gosh, this was amazing. And sad sparrow? I am totes using it in a sentence!
Oh my goodness...this is hilarious!!
this post makes my life! you are possibly the funniest 9 year old ever - i definitely was not writing about pubic areas and sex games at 9 nor wishing for my period at 13! hilarious!
this is hysterical! if only your 9-year old and 13-year old self knew what was in store once periods and boyfriends came into the mix!
New follower here!!! Reading that post makes me want to go read through my old diaries!!! I hope you'll check out my blog!
nicolesrandomthings.blogspot.com
Omg so funny!!!! You were so cute though :-)
Loved this post!
HILARIOUS!!! my friend Alex just did this on her blog too so it's really inspiring me to try to find my old diaries and post some of my entries! I am sure they are just as ridiculous!!
I don't think I ever kept a diary. If I did, I failed and never kept it up. Too funny!
I thought sex was naked kissing, too! Playing Barbies totally screwed up our brains. I clearly remember when my Mom asked me if I knew what sex was and I replied, "Yeah, like, kissing?"
HAHAHHAH yes. This is hilar. And just to share a little too much I was a late bloomer as well. Like senior in high school/my mom wanted to take me to Doctor to see if I was indeed a girl/that late of a bloomer.
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