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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Eff Marry Kill

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When I saw this link up on The Vintage Apple, I knew I had to do it.



I LOVE this game. Except I prefer to call it "Kill, Bang, Marry." I've been known to play it a time or two. The hardest part is thinking of 3 individuals.



Yes...I went there.



Eff...um...do I have to? Okay, I would bang it out with Michael Lohan. Let's be real...he's the most attractive out of the bunch. Now, this would be only ONE bang because I could see him screaming at me and possibly punching me or throwing something towards my face. I can't handle it. Fingers crossed he's a "one pump chump."



Kill...Steven Adler. His drug use is too much and the facial stroke disaster makes it hard to understand him.



Marry...I hate to say it but out of this bunch I'd marry Dennis Rodman. Not sure if he still has money but just because I marry someone doesn't mean I have to have sex with them on the reg or even talk to him. I'm sure he has a HUGE house somewhere and we can each have our own wing.



Please don't judge me. This is ALL hypothetical. Maybe.



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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is too funny! I'd have to agree with your choices.

Unknown said...

Bahahaha. Bang it out with Michael. Hilarious. I'd have to agree with ya. Tough choices!!

whitney said...

this is amazing.

i love the rehab version.

i hopped over here from chelsea's blog and so glad i did. you are hilarious!!

whit

Katie said...

I vote for kill them all as well. hahaahahaha but I love the "one pump chump" addition

Brooke said...

hilarious.

Heather said...

EWWWWWWWWWWW....hahahahaha

That's all I can say- ew.

Okay, and hilarious.

Courtney B said...

HAHA! I have never heard of this little game before! How funny :)
It reminds me a teeny bit of MASH. I played that one all the time :)

Unknown said...

OMG I'm dying of laughter...this one is my favorite so far LOL

| C AND C | Sarmin said...

Yeah, kill all 3, however Rodman has championship rings, so maybe...

xo SARMIN

C Mae said...

Bahahahahah! honestly this was a tough one!! I'd probably pick the same!

shay said...

i didn't pick the celeb rehab edition but i DID KILL michael lohan in my post of this! how funny!

Aimee L said...

Oohh, this was a good one.

Out of the peeps I've seen on Celeb Rehab, I'd have to say...

Eff: Seth Binzer. Yeah he was the lead singer of Crazytown, but I liked "Butterfly", and he looks kinda like my ex, less about 30 tattoos. Judge away.

Marry: Jason Wahler. Get him sober and he could be a keeper.

Kill: Gary Busey. He was irritating.

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. I simply cannot choose though. Ew.

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