Well, friends...i'm back. I know you missed me...you ain'ts got to lie.
To say that this past weekend was busy would be the understatement of the century. But I won't get into that now. I'll post about it throughout the week (hopefully).
But I did realize that I haven't updated you on the Usher concert. Remember when I posted that I was going to see him. Yeah...that was almost a MONTH ago, so forgive me for the delay.
We decided we wanted to tailgate pre-Usher. I mean...I'll find any excuse to drink. But let me say...you probably shouldn't tailgate if there are no bathrooms nearby. Sandi and I had to get real creative on where and how to use the bathroom. I won't get into specifics but let's just say it was "interesting."
Kaila had never been to a concert before and I told her "Well, this shizz is gonna blow your mind." So her and Mandy left to catch the opening acts. Sandi and I being the concert vets (and tottie enthusiasts) stayed behind. We got to catch up with other friends who were attending the concert as well.
Then it was time to see the chocolate beast himself. Ahhhh...it was nothing short of amazing.
I was sweating like no other and dancing my ass off the entire time. We all were. I don't think I ever sat down once he started singing.
There was only one downside. In the middle of the concert, Usher was looking for a lady to bring on stage to sexually serenade. I was screaming so loud hoping he could find me in the nosebleeds. I mean I'm a ginger and I had on a yellow shirt...pretty easy.
Well, he couldn't find me. Instead he found a nice "curvy" lady in the front row and brought her on stage.
I was pretty sad that I wasn't the chosen one...but there is always next time.
17 comments:
LMAO. Oh man, why I love you ... let me count the ways. "Daddy's Home" ... first LOLIRL .... you saying "curvy" lady when what you meant was LNC. Me knowing how you really peed. And the word "chocolate beast". Greatness. I have missed your posts, don't ever wait almost another week in between posts again.
That's too funny!!! Loving the photos! I would not want to lie on that couch! Hope you had a great time honey. Kori xoxo
daddy's home! priceless
i think that curvy woman is laying on one of those SEX SEATS! a seat perfect for sex. So maybe they went and did a lil hot tottie action in back
looks like you had a blast! I recently went to the lil wayne concert (my effing fav man ever) and wished to get called on stage to give him a lap dance, but instead he chose nicki minaj
oh well i will have to try again in July when i purchase more tickets. I'm sick
xoxox
I know Usher sweat is different than normal human sweat, but I don't think I'd want someone sweating that much leaning over me. Bleh... sweat bead in your eye is something you never recover from.
Anyways... so jealous you got to see Usher live. I'd probably have peed my pants... ya know from the excitement and lack of potties.
CarissaExplainsItAll
I had something similar happen to me (pottywise) last week at the Bon Jovi concert. (yummo bon jovi) Walking back to our car from a night of drinking and dancing and trying to find my way to the stage to get a little grab ace... and I forgot to pee. SOOO my lovely hubbs took me into a "outside garage" and I did the deed there. Not literally "the deed"... I peed you silly girl. But everyone else thought we did the deed as they were walking down the street hollering at us.
love life sometimes :)
LMAO you always crack me up with your commentary! "Daddy's Home" and "Curvy" lady. I'm sure he would have much rather enjoyed you up on stage with him! Love Usher! I'm so glad you're back! Can't wait to hear about your reunion too!
i have a crush on usher......AND t.i.!!!!! love the pics!
You are so amazingly hilarious. it should have been you. I may just have to tweet him this post to let him know what all he missed out on.
Very glad to have you back. I am totally jealous that I missed the Usher concert.
There's always next time! Haha but dang Usher is still SO rockin!! So jealous you got to go!
um first, i feel so sad for that chair.
secondly - i am OBSESSED with your facebook pic - you look SO glam!
and lastly - it's ABOUT DANG TIME! i missed you on here! i checked every day and....nothing. until today. it was like christmas!
ok SO many things to comment on that made me totally LOL
any excuse to drink, you are MY kinda gal.
"interesting" potty spots are THEE BEST.
Sandi and I being the concert vets (and tottie enthusiasts) HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hilarious. opening acts, schmoping schmacks.
chocolate beast? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I'm a ginger and had a yellow shirt on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a nice curvy lady HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT the front door. HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to SHAMELESSLY brag and tell you that I once DANCED with Usher in Timbaland's kitchen...yep. crazy! I won't ruin your image of him, but let's just say-that's not all he tried lol (and I was just one of several he tried it on). He was fun and a gentleman other than that, though!
"In the nosebleeds" LMAO... You are too funny!
I tell ya, you have a really fun life! Ah...to be young again. Enjoy!
Sigh... Usher. I was soooo bummed that I didn't get to see him in Charlotte a few weeks ago. He can sing to me anytime!
I was at that concert. I was row 4. I swear he looked right at me (probably not) and then picked the curvy lady...
danggg that looks like a fun time! I heart him! I wish he'd come to Raleigh. and I know what you mean about getting creative about bathrooms. At the Jimmy Buffett concert there was a treeline with about oh 5 mini trees, but it had to suffice... ha
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