I've heard some zingers over my single years (which equals all my years)...but one that I heard about a year ago will take the cake in my book.
I was standing in a bar in Knoxville, TN drinking my Bud Light, waiting for my friends to return from the bar minding my own business, when I noticed this guy looking at me. I was not amused.
He walked over to me and asked me "Is that your natural hair color?" I just looked at him with that "are you effin' kidding me?!" face and he promptly said "Well, I just ask because I hear that redheads are going extinct."
What am I?! A f*ckin' dinosaur?! Was he trying to help save my species by procreating with me? I just confirmed to him that my hair was in fact naturally red and got my friends and walked away.
I mean...that's perfectly fine to ask me if you had started with a "hey, how are you?" or "hi, what's your name...nice to meet you?" But let's not get weird the first go around.
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I use to get the craziest lines and got some sort of version of "is that your natural hair color, wow it's so rare", while bartending during a giants game. I looked at him and said, yep! And I'm 4 month pregnant, would you like another beer sir? Haha!! It was a very proud moment for me!:)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
too funny!
a f*cking dinosaur.. hahahaha
HAHAHA! Boys! They just don't know when to quit! Or don't even begin for that matter!
Have mercy! I think guys who use pick-up lines like that have a better chance of going extinct than we do. :)
Uh yeah, that's a real WTF moment right there.
Did he really think that he was cool by saying that? Ridic! haha!
Extinct? Really??? I can only imagine all of the random comments you've gotten about being a redhead, but that is just stupid. Some guys deserve to never get laid again -- he's one of them!
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