I saw that Jake and Molly did another edition of Finish the Sentence, but I wasn't "impressed" with my responses, so I went back to one of the link-up's from May and grabbed those.
enjoy.
My best friends say...I'm the most thoughtful, loving, beautiful, funny, sweet, most perfect friend they have. just kidding...I don't know what they say...it's probably behind my back. ;)
People call me... funny. I can live with that.
The best part of my day... 5:45 when I've just gotten home from work, taken off my bra, got in my sweats or PJ's, hair is up in a wild ass pony tail / bun sitch and I'm on my couch playing Jewel Mania.
I really don't understand... why we aren't all in flying cars by now.
I get really annoyed... in traffic. drivers are idiots and assholes (me included sometimes) most of my F bombs are dropped when I'm in the car.
There's nothing like a... cold beer on a summer day.
Lately, I can't get
enough... Candidly Nicole. how did I not realize these existed until last week? I'm obsessed. I'm pretty sure Nicole and I are the same person (minus the weight and marriage thing).
One thing I am NOT is... motivated. i'm a lazy human. a major procrastintor. extremely complacent.
I spent too much money on... makeup. most recently, I decided to use my birthday $$ on buying a bunch of new "big girl" makeup. since i'm now 30...I felt like the bare minerals I've been using since college was old and tired. I needed to spruce up my makeup collection. it's slowly coming together.
I want to learn... to twerk. I like to think I can...I've got an ass, but I have a hard time moving it indepently from the rest of my body.
I can't stop... thinking about food. it's a legit issue. I have ADD, but it's only related to food.
Never have I ever... done anal or meth.
Reese Witherspoon... is still my favorite actress. even after all that arrest hooplah. maybe even more so. how about you have a camera on you when you were a little tipsy and see the shit that comes out of your mouth.
10 comments:
I'm with you on the flying cars and road rage!
Love it! And I, too, want to learn to twerk. While at a bar a few months ago, it was determined that while my ass is definitely large enough, I just can't make it do... that...
Also, if you need a twerk-related laugh, search for "Twerking at Walmart" on YouTube. It is much like a trainwreck- You cannot look away.
Happy weekend!
I can't wait to go home, take my bra off and get in bed to watch more Friday Night Lights.
Oh my goodness... you are CRACKING me up. If you learn how to successfully twerk it then I need your tips. This ass of mine is huge but won't do what I want it to!!
I've had a secret Celeb crush in Nicole since that dumb show with her and Paris. She's honest and funny too! Paris was her tagalong. I need to be watching this show now, thanks!
OMG! I'm dying..... This is too freaking funny!
And can you please do them more often? If you need new things to fill in the blank, I'll make some up for you :)
Can't wait to see your face full of big girl make-up on Sunday! WEEEEEEE!!!!
omg this is hilarious. I, too, drop most of my F bombs in the car. Most recently today when I was leaving the grocery store and some lazy ass did not return her cart to the designated area...and she even walked RIGHT by it! Nothing drives me more crazy..
Please do a post on your new "big girl" makeup! I'm still rocking the Bare Minerals from college...
Never have I ever - bahahahahahahaha!!
hahahaa this is amazing.
never have I ever ___________ LMFAO!
surfs up.
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