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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

what's my excuse?

lady gaga has been boning this piece on/off for like 2 years now. 


yes...this was my reaction too.
 
 
if "eccentric" Lady of the Ga can land this piece of hunky man, then what is my excuse why I don't have a dude?
 
also...Sarah (you know, that girl with the one arm) on The Bachelor says that she thinks she's single because she only has one arm. 
 
 
 
Well...I have 2 arms, 2 legs, 10 fingers, 10 toes and I'm single. 
 
what is my excuse?
 
if anyone out there wants to figure it out...please let me know so I can do better.
 
also...did you know that AJ McCarron (QB for Alabama) met his own hot piece of ass girlfriend on the twitter machine?
 
 
that is actually one of my new year's resolutions for 2013.  maybe it will come true.

8 comments:

Jordon said...

This was freaking hilarious! Thank you for the afternoon laugh from a fellow redhead!

| C AND C | Sarmin said...

Lol!
Yeah, two arms, two legs, 10 fingers/toes, where's my boo?

GamecockQueen said...

Katherne Webb is SERIOUSLY gorgeous. But of course, all girls from the Miss USA system make me want to run screaming and never put on a swimsuit again, ha! I thought the girl you put a photo of from The Bachelor was one of the few normal and nice girls. I hope she stays on.

Southern Sass said...

Saaay WHAAAT?! wow. Now I know after seeing Lady Gaga's slampiece I am meant to be alone. What the heck?
I never thought of people using Twitter as a dating source.

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Claire Kiefer said...

They met on twitter?!?! OMG! Dreams can come true! that's a brilliant resolution.

Mrs. Beer said...

OH MY GOD. That man makes me feel funny. In my pants. Who knew. I bet it was the meat dress... Men love meat. New follower HI

Whitney @ justacountry-girl said...

i am just now seeing this post...it kinda made me pee my pants a lil. you seriously crack my sh*t up! i wanna read about last weekend!!!!! i was diggin all the instagram photos...bigtime!

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