Do any of you have those people you follow on Twitter or Instagram and the majority of their posts make you want to vomit?
But instead of just taking the easy route and unfollowing that person you continute to torture yourself?
I have that problem with Kim Kardashian. I was able to safely unfollow her from Twitter, but for some unknown reason I still follow her on Instagram.
Here are a just a few of her latest posts with her own captions.
Dear Kim,
I get it. You're hot. Like super hot and you have a fat ass (but in a good way).
But when posting your pictures on Instagram let's refrain from trying to use casual captions on your professional photos.
It wasn't a "sandy beach day" or a "night swim." Lying in the sand...near the water...at night does not a night swim make. That's not swimming...that's simply lying on the beach trying to look sexual.
I realize "sexual" is how you got your start and I'm glad you're still sticking with that image. It brings a lot of boys to your yard.
Also, your "Happy Sunday" picture is more of just "Fat Ass Tuesday."
As much as I should probably not follow you on social media sites I will continue to do so, therefore continuing to fuel this untalented Kardashian train that I hoped would stop soon.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
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21 comments:
omg lol this has me lol'ing. i just don't understand how anyone can post pictures like that of themselves, with THOSE captions and not be embarrassed to be alive. tooo much!!
srrrsly.
haha oh lord
you are... hilarious... and correct.
glad someone else noticed this! i de-followed her on instagram awhile back bc it was so crazy all her sexual narcissistic posting! so funny.
OMG!!! I de-followed her for THOSE reasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was driving me bonkers!!!!!
I know they did butt xrays to prove that her behind is actually real, but I still don't believe it!!!
hahaha oh she's a special one isn't she?
I just keep some people around so that I have something to bitch about when I'm in a terrible mood. I'm going to go follow her now.
Oh, heck no.. I followed her for like one day before I had to unfollow.. that crap is way too annoying!
Right up there with people who feel the need to instagram their Starbucks cup and stupid bracelets every 30 minutes. I have no tolerance. BHAHAHA!!
So funny! I unfollowed the whole fam on Twitter after I had to literally tweet at Kim to STFU one day but I still follow her on Instagram too. Her butt freaks me the hell out!!
hahahahahaha. that's all I can say about that...
This SERIOUSLY had me cracking up. As in my dad heard me laughing from upstairs and wanted to know what the heck I was doing. I don't follow her on instagram or twitter but you may have just inspired me to start.... whenever I need some comic relief I'll just look at her pictures (& captions). TOO FUNNY.
LMFAO! This is hilarious and SO true. and i love that you signed your letter Gossip Girl. that was great.
Preach!
i couldn't help but wonder...
Liz
I totally agree with you! I can't unfollower her on either just because I need a good laugh every now and again!
Her butt has to be fake - Dang gurl!
Brooke
I actually really and truly don't like her butt. She is not all that and a bag of chips. ugh!
I unfollowed everyone but Rob. I can dig Rob.
I can't stand instagram, period. Most of my friends who use it also have their instagram pictures posted on FB, and I cannot express how exhausted I am of self-taken photos.
That is the grossest butt in the world!
I'd never follow her anyway! Totally lame and seriously SHALLOW!!!
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