warning: the language in this post may not be suitable for some readers.
coconut water is gross.
I tried it in Punta Cana and it was warm, disgusting, water.
It was fresh...like I watched the local dude climb up a tree and cut it down with a machete fresh.
I even added rum into it...only making it worse.
Rick Ross (aka my rap partner in crime) posted this photo to his instagram.
He claims it's "#boss"...I just think Ricky Rozay is making jokes. You know he spewed that shizz every where after one gulp.
What IS #boss...is the fact that Rick Ross is pretty much the king IDGAF.
I mean, check out this portrait for example...moobs and all....giving zero f*cks.
9 comments:
hahahah I love how we started at coconut water and ended at Rick Ross's man boobs : )
CarissaExplainsItAll
hahah gross, i hate moobs. but i hate cocounut even more so i would hate coconut water.
I just died reading this!! His boobs are out of control, but I wont lie that his infamous "huuuhh?" is widly popular in this house.
Also coconut water is horrible, I think I imagined it to taste sweeter.
First thing is first. When I saw the title "Coconut Water" associated with your blog, I thought there must be a mix up. Surely this bitch is not writing about coconut water because I've heard it tastes like feet and you aren't one to jump on any extreme health freak food/drink wagon. Anyway ... glad to know you think it's disgust as well. I almost gagged at the site of his nip. VOM.
Hahah so much randomness! I've only enjoy Coconut Water when I've purchased it at Whole Foods in a flavor like Mango or something. The plain stuff tastes like salty nastiness. I agree that it's doubtful that Rick Ross actually drinks it!
You are braver than me. I would never try that crap in Mexico, or Punta Cana. Course, I don't like coconut either.
Getting to our resort in Punta Cana was scary enough, and the trip back to the airport was scarier. We decided not to leave the resort, as it was the best ever.
I personally love the tattoo of Abe Lincoln!! I add coconut water to my smoothies.....apparently it is good for you and I am health nut follower ha!
"moobs" ...BHAHAHAAHA!
I've never heard it that way before.
Moobs hahaha. I love it. And you're definitely right... I tried coconut water ONCE in an attempt to be healthy and I took one swallow and had to throw it away. Nasty!! :O (That's my puke face, btw)
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