I realize it's been like 85 years since I last blogged and twice that long since I even mentioned my hella fun girls' trip to Punta Cana.
I mean it's been over a month ago since I went. But hell, some bloggers post about their weddings 5 years after they got married so I guess it's okay if I post about my vacation I took a month ago.
In my solo post regarding Punta Cana, I mentioned a "beach mime" that terrorized my days while we were there.
Day 1 we were sunning on the beach. Enjoying the scenery and trying to avoid eye contact with topless grandma's and Mandy points out..."there's a mime on this beach."
I turn and look and sure enough an effin' "beach mime" as we referred to him was walking up and down the beach carrying an all black flag with the word REVIVE on it and handing out flyers.
I was in no mood to be accosted by some solicitor dressed as a crappy clown.
So I did what any person would do, I put on my sunglasses and pretended to be asleep.
It started to rain so we went and sat under a little thatch umbrella by the pool to wait it out. As the clouds part and the rain stops I see "Beach Mime" in the distance.
I point him out to Mandy and I see him slowly heading our way...still carrying that dumbass flag.
She starts laughing at just the sight of him and I immediately yell at her to stop and pretend like she's asleep otherwise "Beach Mime" will think we're friendly and walk up to us.
She continues laughing hysterically to which I scream "I'm fucking serious. Pretend you're asleep. Don't fuck this up!"
She's still chuckling but complying with my requests.
I tilt my head to the side and as he approaches closer I do one of those "head falling because I'm asleep" moves. You know the ones where if you're sitting up and your head falls down after you've quickly fallen asleep.
Yup...I faked one of those just to not have "Beach Mime" come up to me.
He passed and then we went back to the beach.
We saw him all the time after that and he never approached us. The sick thing? He was always wearing the same outfit.
Next on the Punta Cana agenda...that time I went to a club...in a cave.
8 comments:
quite possibly one of your best posts yet. I LOL'd IRL throughout the entire thing. CANNOT WAIT FOR CHARLESTON BEEZY!
That looks like the place we stayed at! :) Like - extremely unsafe to leave the premise! HAHA! Except there were no beach mimes! Praise Jesus!
Hahaha such a great post. Glad you avoided that beach mime.
oh my gosh!! HAHAHAHHAH! You are so funny. That chick nodding her head is ridiculous. I would have shit a brick if the beach mine would have come near me. I freakin hate clowns and definitely don't want my vaycay to involve beach mimes. HA!
Seriously those freaking beach people (mimes/jewelry salespeople/whathaveyou) are so hard to avoid.
When I went to the Bahamas last September we were getting solicited right & left to buy "coco drinks"...finally one morning we weren't hungover and swearing off alcohol forever so we bought some...and one of the other "coco drink" dealers came up to us & started yelling at us 'cause we bought from the other dude. WTF, mang?
haha that story is hilarious!! i wouldn't want the mime to come up to me either and would do anything i could to avoid that, AT ALL COSTS
I am horrible when it comes to posting about trips I take! We went to Maui almost a month ago and I've not even put up a single picture!! It's not that I'm not excited to share, because I definitely want to relive the trip...I just never seem to get around to doing it. :/ And that is hilarious that you pretended to be asleep and even threw in a head drop!
This was lovelly to read
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