I was having trouble coming up with 3 potential fella's, so I enlisted Lindsey to pick them for me. The above 3 gentlemen are those she gave me. FML!!!!!!!!
Eff...oh my, what a toss up. Do I want to eff Flavor Flav and get it over with or kill him and his big ass clock necklace. I'm gonna have to go against my usual mantra that "two reds don't make a right" and do the dirty with Carrott Top. Yes, he's a freak and has more chemicals injected in his face and body than 200 junkies combined...but...he's buff. I did not say he was attractive, I said buff. And buff Flavor Flav is not. I can't be having relations with someone I could possibly crush with the weight of my own body.
Kill...Flavor Flav. What other option do I have? I eff'd Carrott Top so I wouldn't have to eff Mr. Flav. Do I need to justify myself? Didn't think so.
Marry...DJ Qualls. He's a skinny little fellow to say the least. And we can go back to the part where I said I didn't want to bang someone that was smaller than me, but I would take one for the team here. DJ seems the most stable individual out of the 3, so I don't think I would have to worry about baby's mama's, flying shoes, or weird vegas strippers showing up in my life with DJ.
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LMAO IRL! Loved this post yet again. Let's do this every week and I'll continue to pick your 3 peeps. I already know one - that bald dude with no finger nails, hair or teeth. Oh man! I can't wait to get to New Orleans to snap a pic of Powder and if I play my cards right, hopefully dog man. Although as we've already established, he's harder to track down. Hopefully that baby pup has made a run for his life already. I fear dog man might have a tight hold on him in that ole shirt of his though. How that dog didn't pass out from the stench is beyond me.
So anyway, good choices. I'd probably have to do the same. Your explanations of your pics were hilar as usual. I expected nothing less, which again is why we are BFFs. That and I know you will probably LOL IRL from reading this comment when no one else will.
Hahaha! I'm gonna have to agree with you 100% here.
And hey - at least Carrot Top has body karate.
BAHAHAHA!! Hilarious choices. Your picks are def the best way to go about the whole situation!! I mean we gotta kill off Flava Flav. We don't need any diseases.....
LOLLLLL
this makes me laugh out loud
i personally dont think my boyfriend Kurt is ugly..HOWEVER, he had been told that he looks like DJ Qualls. UGH im shivering. I like to think he is cuter than that...idk beth...stalk my facebook and let me know what you think hahahah this is hilarious
id eff carrot top because i want to know if he is a carrot bottom. OHHHHHH bada bing ;-)
xoxox
hhahahaha this is AWESOME. I would definitely have to agree with your choices! Although- if I had to marry any of the above I'd probably end up being the one with drug problems, baby daddys, and some chip n dale vegas strippers.. just sayin'!
Oh Man.. I don't think I could go 'there' with any of them... bhahaha!
LOL! You're very brave to Eff Carrot Top, but I agree with your choices. If someone held a gun to my head, that's who I'd choose for each.
These were probably the funny choices ever.
Every time I see Carrot Top, I can't stop laughing. When I was two, he was on the same airplane as us, and apparently I played with him the whole flight and he told my parents I was cute. I'm so impressed with my toddler self for not being scared of all his surgery. ;)
OMG. The thought of eff ing Flavor Flav just turned my stomach.
the fugly edition hahahaha!!
the most stable of the three hahaha!!!
hilarious!!
I might could eff Carrot Top, but only if he had a bag over his head.
OMFG-Beyond funny!!
i'm dying, this is prob the FUNNIEST eff, marry, kill i've ever seen!!!
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